Michael Jackson and the "Potential Flesh-Eating Infection"

Posted by andreaitis on February 13, 2009

I know it sounds like I’m making this one up, but I’m not.    It’s being reported by Fox.  Which is reporting it based on reporting from The Sun.

Report: Michael Jackson Has Potential Flesh-Eating Infection

Now, what I wonder is this:  Did he just get this potential flesh-eating infection?  Because I’m thinking it could explain the morphing and melting of his face.   Let’s take a look at the facialization:

Anthology album cover

Image via Wikipedia

Michael Jackson

Image by manfrys via Flickr


2 Responses to “Michael Jackson and the "Potential Flesh-Eating Infection"”

  1. Vickie Karp said

    So when I wash my face, is that, like, flesh-eating soap? And is that, to continue the concept, the real reason for the popularity of anti-bacterial soap, as opposed to pro-bacterial soap?

  2. Lewis Dvorkin said


    The reality of Michael Jackson is scary beyond belief. But, as you may recall, Elizabeth Taylor said he was the most normal man in America, or something like that. Speaking of which, what ever happened to her? Perhaps she drowned in a vat of her White Diamonds perfume.


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